A remote control for your cat is available at ThinkGeek.
“Simply point at your cat, press buttons on the remote and hope for the best.”
Alas this is not a miracle device. The website says, “No batteries required – powered by wishful thinking.”
I sent this to my husband for a bit of a laugh. He sent back this:
It’s the Slosydney remote control! All the middle buttons are unnecessary of course because I’m programmed to do them anyway. They are an insight into my daily life. Except the drink champagne button. That’s a weekend thing.
My favourite button: Get off Crack. Ha!