I’m seriously worried about my Mom’s sanity. Today while talking on msn messenger this gem came through the interwebs from her fingers:
I was looking at a cute picture of a little monkey today and said, if i can’t have grandchildren now can i get a monkey?
Wow. What do you say to that?
Apparently she’s not alone in her desire to be Mom to a monkey. This article claims that there are people out there who actually buy monkeys and raise them as kids.
Many self-described “monkey people” don’t dare call them pets. They are playfully referred to as “monkids” and reared in a world of pierced ears, monogrammed clothes, a seat at the dinner table and their own bedrooms.
Some monkid parents must shop at Dior for Monkeys
When you have someone who spends $500 for monkey tops and bottoms, and this is your spring wardrobe, you know the pet is being taken care of.
Spending $500 on monkey clothes does not necessarily make you a good parent. It does however, make you insane.