Stick what in my eye?

Advice from lady mags is often laughale but I found this gem from MSN lifestyle hilariously terrifying.

Don’t have an eyelash curler on hand? You can use a sturdy plastic spoon instead, says Mary Lisa. Just press the curved end into your eye socket so the edge flips up your lashes, then swipe on your mascara.

Stick a spoon in my eye socket?!?  No thank you!