Slosydney needs…

I typed my (real) name into Google followed by the word ‘needs’ and these are the results:

Slosydney needs…

1. to have a good reason or incentive to participate
2. your help!
3. plenty of exercise
4. to come to Illinois
5. a temporary foster home
6. open space and a friend
7. a little introduction
8. another rock
9. some washing powder
10. some buddies

This is more accurate than most horoscopes.  Try it.  What do you need?